A handful of noncitizens have been prosecuted for voting—documented cases in New Jersey and elsewhere are real. But the scale this framing implies is false: comprehensive state audits found virtually no noncitizens actually voting. Utah checked 2.1 million voters and found one confirmed noncitizen, who never voted. The sarcastic framing conflates rare individual prosecutions with a widespread problem that research shows doesn't exist at scale. The post exploits real (but tiny) cases to imply an epidemic.