Jones is spreading fabricated accusations that The Onion is a 'satanic, pro-pedo' group taking over Infowars with Bloomberg money. The reality: The Onion, a satirical news outlet, reached a court-approved licensing deal to transform Infowars into a parody comedy network, with Tim Heidecker (a comedian known for Adult Swim shows) as creative director—a deal supported by Sandy Hook families to help recover damages from Jones' defamation. There is no Bloomberg financing, no satanic pledges, and no 'pro-pedo' operations. Jones is currently reproducing the same pattern he's been exhibiting all week: confusing Heidecker's comedy sketches and impressions for literal statements, then manufacturing outrage with loaded religious terminology. This is conspiracy fabrication designed to inflame Jones' base while evading accountability for the $1.4 billion in defamation judgments he owes Sandy Hook families.