Greenwater Services, owned by a Trump donor, received a $1.7 million no-bid contract to install a water cleaning system for the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — confirmed by NYT and CBS News. The 'Can't make this up if I tried' framing suggests impropriety, but the post omits that no-bid contracts are common for infrastructure repairs and doesn't explain why Greenwater specifically was chosen or whether this represents a conflict of interest versus standard procurement. The company name coincidence is real but the broader accountability question — whether this was appropriate — remains unexamined.