The Onion has secured a licensing deal to take over and rebrand Alex Jones' Infowars as a parody site, pending final judicial approval in Texas. The deal requires The Onion's parent company to pay $81,000 monthly to a court-appointed administrator overseeing the conspiracy platform's bankruptcy. Jones has disputed the arrangement, but the deal is confirmed by NPR, NYT, Politico, and The Guardian — though it's technically a lease rather than outright ownership, and final approval from a judge is still pending.