Kirk Cousins' performance by team as a function of distance to the nearest Kohl's store For this, I decided to use the closest Kohl's to each team's stadium **Washington** Cousins' stats: 26-30-1 record (0-1 postseason), 65.5% completion percentage, 99 touchdowns, 55 interceptions, 93.7 passer rating Distance to nearest Kohl's: 9.08 miles away (Bowie) **Minnesota** Cousins' stats: 50-37-1 record (1-2 postseason), 67.9% completion percentage, 171 touchdowns, 55 interceptions, 101.2 passer rating Distance to nearest Kohl's: 5.13 miles (Rosedale) **Atlanta** Cousins' stats: 7-7 record, 65% completion percentage, 28 touchdowns, 21 interceptions, 87.2 passer rating Distance to nearest Kohl's: 13.52 miles (Austell) **Las Vegas** Distance to nearest Kohl's: 2.79 miles (Blue Diamond) As you can see, Cousins' stats improve the closer each team's home stadium is to a Kohl's, meaning that Cousins will play the best football of his career with the Raiders.