Filipkowski is mocking Trump after Trump told the Artemis II Moon mission crew at the White House on Wednesday that he was fit enough to be an astronaut. The jab has factual backing — Trump is famously sedentary, uses a golf cart even on courses, and NASA actually does require astronaut candidates to pass a swim test in a flight suit. What the post leaves out: the Artemis II crew members reportedly looked visibly uncomfortable during the Oval Office event, and Trump used the meeting partly to attack NATO and praise himself for starting Space Force.